mom: you're beautiful
grandma: you have grown into such a gorgeous young lady!
mom's friends: wow, she's flawless!
friends: you're so pretty
boys: call animal patrol I think we just discovered a rare breed of dog
toocooltobehipster: Remember kony
sorryfortheaids: When my mom or dad is behind me on the computer I just open new innocent tabs and I’m switching them until they go away. Fortunately, my parents don’t know that looking to the main page of Google with nothing in there isn’t normal…